“What’s the Buzz?” Sex-Toy Reviews: The Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator

I have had the quite literal pleasure of playing with a number of fantastic sex-toys over the past decade, but I’ve always been fairly unadventurous when it comes to design. What can I say, I know what I like, and I like to think I know what appeals to me and my lady-garden. So when I saw the design of the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator, I was in two minds; nifty little unit with a sensual design, but can it really cup and caress my downstairs the way I like?

Well, hey, you never know what you could be missing out on until you try, and I’m attempting to be more adventurous and open to new things. So, in keeping with this sensual adventure-seeking, when the fabulous Maria from Paloqueth contacted me about reviewing more of their fantastic range, I opted for the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator.

As always with Paloqueth goods, the parcel arrived promptly, discretely, and beautifully, hygienically packaged. When you buy from Paloqueth, there is no doubt that you are getting quality goods.

The Unveiling

The design of the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator is beautiful. Sensual curves, inviting lines and enticing folds greet you when you first open that classy little black box. In addition to the toy itself, you also receive a remote control (which is fully laded with the required battery, so there’s no need to rifle through drawers and boxes looking for batteries. Thank you, Paloqueth!), a magnetic USB charging cable, and a little instruction booklet. Hold onto this little manual, as the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator has got functionality out the wazoo, and you’re going to want to have all the how-to information on hand.

The Vital Statistics

Upon first unwrapping the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator, I immediately fell in love with its shape. The toy is neat and petite, at 4.5 inches in both length and height. As you can see from the photographs, the insertable vibrator is ruched with sensual ridges, and a bulbous head, slightly forward-leaning for optimum placement against the g-zone. The vibrator is a modest size; it’s 3.5 inches of insertable length, with 4.5 inches of girth at its broadest. To my, err, palate, it’s an ideal size for a toy like this, not too stingey, but not so thick as to be intimidating. As Goldilocks says, “this is just right.

Coupled with the insertable vibrator, the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator has a lovely little clit-sucking mouth, that nestles nicely against the prepuce and glans clitoris. Overall the shape brings to mind a tender hand, cupping the pussy gently, with a gorgeously ergonomic design. With its soft silicone body and its sensual ripples, this really is an enticing little toy!

With the magnetic charging ports at the base of the toy, the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator can be charged up quickly and easily via the USB cable, with a two hour charge providing an hour of playtime. It’s waterproof for bathtub fun, and though it’s not always whisper quiet (it very much depends on how the wearer is positioned as to how much sound will escape!), it’s certainly not a wall-shaker!

When it comes to the vibes and suction modes, there is a pattern sequence for everyone in the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator. The sucking motor has 10 different sucking patterns, and the vibrator has 10 vibration modes, so there is lots of fun to be had as you scroll your way through all of the possible combinations and identify your favourites!

Another agreeable aspect of this toy is its heating function. The Wearable Sucking Vibrator can warm up to a very appealing 104F degrees. So, ready and eager to test out this hot little plaything, I set the toy charging, prepared my play-space, and got down to some sexy experimentation.

An Experiment in Positioning

The Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator can be used either with or without the accompanying remote control. On each of my playful sojourns with the toy, I used the remote, which was easy to link up to the main unit, and was very convenient. The first thing I wanted to fire up was the heating. It took me a couple of tries- I found the small print in the user manual a little too tiny for my terrible vision!- but once it was going, it heated up steadily and quickly, and I really enjoyed the warm sensation upon insertion. It made it feel like a human penis inside, like a warm hand cupping and cradling my entire pubic region.

I clicked on the remote control to fire the sucking mode into action and, immediately, it felt goooood. One of Paloqueth’s claims for the Wearable Sucking Vibrator is that it can “mimic the loving tenderness of oral sex”, however though many toys make this claim, few ever really deliver. I was pleasantly surprised, therefore, to automatically find myself imagining that my lover was down there performing cunnilingus and, while nothing can ever quite compare to the real thing, this is absolutely the closest to the real thing I have ever found.

With this toy being a design with which I wasn’t previously acquainted, it took me a bit of experimentation to find a position that really worked for me. Laying on my back wasn’t quite the ticket, and not having a sex pillow or wedge to straddle, traditional cowgirl wasn’t working for me. What to do?

Bump and Grind, Baby

With a bit of creative positioning, I adopted a semi-seated stance on the edge of the mattress, fired up my thigh muscles, and began to rock back and forth, bumping and grinding. I imagined that I was straddled over my lover’s face while he devoured me. The heat of the toy combined with the mobility and control that my position afforded me (hands pressed on the bed to support my body, perched on the balls of my feet, thigh muscles engaged to allow me peak manoeuvrability), and I found myself racing toward the orgasmic precipice very quickly. I could almost feel him beneath me, and when the big moment came (ahem, pun intended), it was warm and sweet and slow, just like the kind of peaks I reach when H brings me off with his mouth.

After a lush orgasm from oral ministrations, I always want to be filled and fucked. Though the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator wasn’t enough to quell that yearning, and I did move on to a larger toy for some vigorous penetration, this gorgeous little unit definitely got me hot, and got me off.

Inspire Me, Honey

The terrific thing about a wearable vibrator such as this, is that you can use it while you’re sitting up and fully dressed. So, in the interests of “Science”, I slipped the toy inside my knickers and sat down on the sofa, Paloqueth remote in one hand, tablet in the other. It had been my intention to sit and write while the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator caressed and teased my pussy. Good plan, but I didn’t get too far! I was way too distracted to concentrate on forming sentences and constructing paragraphs. In my seated position on the sofa, the beautiful warm curves of the toy were pressed firmly against my vulva, and I had a lovely, shuddering moment that made my toes curl and my eyes roll back in my head. Unnfff…..

The Verdict

I was very pleasantly surprised by the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator. I will confess that I wasn’t entirely convinced that it could, indeed, mimic cunnilingus, but it really does do a damn good impression! I loved the warmth of the heating function, was delighted by the terrific range of sucking and vibration modes, and I adore the aesthetically pleasing design. I can’t wait to get a wedge to straddle so that I can enjoy some cowgirl- style fun in the future with the Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator. For sure, this toy is now a welcome addition to my sensual playbox!

The Paloqueth Wearable Sucking Vibrator retails at $23.69 from Paloqueth.com. If you would like to purchase this or any other goodies from the Paloqueth range, head to their website, fill up your cart, and enter “Jupiterat the checkout to get 15% off your entire order. Go on, Christmas is coming; shouldn’t you be, too? 😉

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I would like to thank Maria from Paloqueth for sending me the Wearable Sucking Vibrator for an impartial review. Whilst I received the toy for free in exchange for review, and make a small commission on purchases made using the discount code, this has not influenced my opinion in any way. I have not received payment for this review.

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