Get inside my kinky britches,
I ain’t like your other bitches.
I’m all fire, sex and sweat,
You haven’t seen the best of me yet.
Come around and I’ll tease your senses,
And I will melt all your defences
You may think you know what sex is,
But you ain’t had this from your exes.
Strip me of my kinky britches,
And I will scratch all of your itches.
When I am done, you’ll want no other
And I will be your kinky lover.
Jupiter's Lair 
Omg.. all I can think about is the book “little britches” considered to be an icon of American literature. . . . . And written by my great grandmother. 🤦♂️
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Ha, I don’t know of this book, I must look it up. And how spooky that it’s your great grandmother who wrote it!!
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It’s a great story. 😁
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Ralph Moody was your Great Grandmother?? Damn. He hid his gender well!
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Ralph moody was my great grandfather. He married into the biemus family and his daughter married into the Bosbach family. That is my grandmother. She is still liveing in Boston with most of my cousins. Aunts and uncles from that side of the family.
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No disrespect intended.
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It’s cool, honestly the family tree confuses the hell out of me. Too many damm kids in each generation. 😅
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I was reading it to the tune of Stinky Britches the Marilyn Manson parody from South Park
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Lol! I had totally forgotten about that episode, but you’re right! Sorry South Park creators for any inadvertent and uncredited “inspiration” i.e. plagiarism 😱
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Goodness me! I love it. ❤❤❤💦💦💦
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Thanks TJ. I’m glad you enjoyed it 💋
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I’m intrigued…I think
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😉💖
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Those are some hot britches! 🔥
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They certainly are! But I think I’ll still have to do a lot of persuading to get undies like this on to my certain someone. Mores the pity! 😖
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