Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

They say everyone should have their heart broken at least once,

That that is how you grow emotionally.

Well, I have been misused by many, many, many men,

But nothing can compare to how you treated me.

At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay,

And though it’s many years ago, I feel it to this day.

And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook,

Are you fucking kidding me?

Old memories are coming back to me now,

All the ways you stole the light from my eyes.

I travelled so far just to get away from you,

Till this morning’s ‘Friend Request’ surprise.

At times it really felt as though I’d never smile again.

You narcissistic arsehole, oh you nasty, nasty man.

And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook,

Are you fucking kidding?

I don’t wanna know what kind of cocktail you are,

Or which member of the Beatles or which 1950s movie star,

I don’t give a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate,

I suspect you’d be a pirate, but I don’t wanna verify it.

And I don’t give a shit what your stripper name is,

Or if your kitty had a litter,

Look, just follow me on Twitter.

I don’t care about your family tree,

And I certainly don’t want you poking me…..again.

So now you wanna be my friend on Facebook,

Oh you fucking, fucking fuck.

Click “ignore”.

Listen: Kate Miller-Heidke- “Are You Fucking Kidding Me?”